Radio IST List: Graham Williams
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Listen up ghouls and goblins, it's time to choose your costumes and prepare to find some connections of your own. Choose your costume wisely, as it very well might determine your connection options. No one wants to go home with the free mammogram guy, as funny as it may seem at the time of creation. While you wait for the glue to dry, you can check out the best of last week's Missed Connections...
You were too adorable sitting over there by yourself.
If I knew it wouldn't have been a distraction, I would have asked you to join my table.
Wanna swap e-mails, then agree to meet, then pretend to like each others quirks, then I'll kick your cat off the bed because he's licking my balls durring sex and you'll admit to hating my dog, then we'll both hate cap city and Dave Attel because it brought us together...
Can I please buy you a Heineken?
It's good to see such an optimistic view of the future. It sounds like you've experienced this cat issue before, we really don't want to know.
I keep seeing you naked. You may or may not have noticed that I keep seeing you naked. Frankly, it's driving me mad. I'm in love with you and the fuzz on your butt. Jeez.
Oh, we've noticed. We keep meaning to get some blinds but just can't seem to find the time. Feel free to come over anytime.
You broke into my car...AGAIN - m4w
If I ever meet you I will surely smack your head open with a bat. You broke the same window again and stole just the face plate to my stereo again. You are a shithead. Thanks for fuckin up my car. * this is in or around Dish Faulk Parking Lot
Just an idea but have you ever thought about NOT parking at the Dish?! You can't spell stupid without UTPD, and that's the only thing standing between you and your stereo. Use your brain man.
If you don't want me - don't use me - m4w
When I win the lottery I hope you marry me even though you don't love me just so you can have half the money when we get a divorce just so I get to be with you for a while.
If she won't, we will. We'll be glad to take half of your money, all you have to do is ask. We're giving like that.
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