If This Ad Makes You Want to Vote for Rick Perry...You Might Be a Redneck

Perry is the worst kind of governor. He's attempting to railroad us into accepting toll roads on our already-paid-for roads, so we can pay for the Trans Texas Corridor, a mass superhighway that will connect Mexico to Canada via the US. There won't be a border at the Mexico-Texas border any longer. The first customs stops for all the trucks coming from Mexico with drugs, arms, human trafficking, will be in Kansas City, MO. Can you imagine what will happen to Texas when these criminals can leave the TTC anywhere in our state BEFORE the first customs stop, to drop off its "cargo"? Rick Perry is the designer of this little cutie and he lied on the debates saying that we voted for these toll roads. And by the way, he is gay. A friend in the arts revealed that Perry brings gay guys to the Capitol building blindfolded to give him blow jobs. Like the guys won't know who they're blowing. Unbelievable! What a hypocrite!

Perry is the worst kind of governor. He's attempting to railroad us into accepting toll roads on our already-paid-for roads, so we can pay for the Trans Texas Corridor, a mass superhighway that will connect Mexico to Canada via the US. There won't be a border at the Mexico-Texas border any longer. The first customs stops for all the trucks coming from Mexico with drugs, arms, human trafficking, will be in Kansas City, MO. Can you imagine what will happen to Texas when these criminals can leave the TTC anywhere in our state BEFORE the first customs stop, to drop off its "cargo"? Rick Perry is the designer of this little cutie and he lied on the debates saying that we voted for these toll roads. And by the way, he is gay. A friend in the arts revealed that Perry brings gay guys to the Capitol building blindfolded to give him blow jobs. Like the guys won't know who they're blowing. Unbelievable! What a hypocrite!

As we all know, Texas conservatives have a rich tradition of trying to get people to just "relax and enjoy it":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton_Williams

It certainly can be worse. Luckily we are heading right for it. I can't wait for the day you (the universal you...not one person in particular) wake up and realize we are covered all over in worse. Then what?

Don't get me wrong, this ad *is* funny. It sounds like the result of Perry hiring Beavis and Butthead for his advertising agency, a really juvenille attack ad. The best part is the all they do is label Bell a liberal. Bell's a liberal?!! There's a shocker. Anyone who didn't already know that by the time they hear this ad has other issues.

It most certainly can be worse. Luckily we are heading right for it. I can't wait for the day you (the universal you...not one particular person) wake up and you are covered all over in the worse. Then what?

hahah...I just have a few thoughts. 1 In my opinon, Perry is a douchebag; 2 this commercial is hillarious; 3 Austinist (and apparently a lot of their readers) takes itself WAY too seriously if they can't see the humor; 4 Y'all actually think anyone has a chance of beating the Perry Juggernaut? I'm born and bred Austin, Texas, my dad's right of Rush, I voted for Perry against Sanchez because at least Perry wasn't a drug trafficker, but hell, I prefer Kinky over the whole mess. I still identify more with the right than anything else, but I'm not a redneck, homophobe, uneducated, or whatever else Austinist seems to think the add evokes. Everyone should just chill out, it could always be worse.

Whoops, upon rereading, the post didn't call Perry gay, it was one of the other comments to the post. My bad.

I heard this ad this morning for the first time and I thought it was pretty funny not to mention thought provoking. This post sounds a bit defensive to me. And I am not a "white male" or a redneck. I am also not a decided voter.

And if you hate the ad so much, why not just refute it instead of calling Perry names and calling him "gay" and insulting Republicans, rednecks and white males? You don't like slander when it comes to Bell but you seem to think it's ok for you to do it.

This ad is essentially a Perry camp circle jerk and isn't going to influence anyone who hasn't already made up their mind. If any of these facts were actually disparaging they wouldn't need the smarmy delivery. Yes, Bell is actually *for* independent oversight of elections to prevent voter fraud/election rigging, voted to not give tax breaks to the highest tax brackets and proposed to not deny critical health services to immigrants. Either you think these are good things or not.

I thought the ad was funny. But I wonder if there are any copyright infringments with Budweiser's "Real Men of Genius" or "Real American Heroes"?

yeah, that "don't ask, don't tell" line had truthiness just dripping all over it.

Sure, this ad may be stupid, but all the facts about Chris Bell in it are true. Do you hate it when the truth about your favorite candiate comes out or something? People who listen to this ad will actual receive valuable, factual information about Chris Bell. They can choose how they want that information to influence their vote in the upcoming election.

you're an aggie and you like this ad? shocking!

I think it's hilarious. Liberals are just pissed that they didn't think of something like this first.

Does Rick Perry have to try to be a complete douchebag or does it come naturally?

That's funny, considering that Perry is gay himself.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

Bell is not out of striking distance if the left can organize well enough to kick this mo fo out of office. Like it or not, a vote for Kinky is effectively a vote for four more years of this shit.

Wow. That's amazingly, childish and stupid. Perry's winning one race for sure, the race to the bottom.

That commercial is about as cool as Christian Rock.