News Bits!
- Bush admits that Iraq could be maybe not going along with his Almighty Master Plan.
- Women are crankier than men in the morning. That's because we're smart enough to know what's coming.
- Rush Limbaugh thinks Marty McFly is faking it. Because Rush is the only one who gets to use prescription pharmaceuticals, dammit.
- Hollywood comes looking for the next Lonelygirl. Fame whores hyperventilate; Web ratchets up four levels of annoying.
- New definition of a police state: Shaquille O'Neal looming over your bed in the middle of the night.
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