News Bits!

- You scoff at man-manipulating-nature. We get kind of turned on by the thought of blue tomatoes.
- 7-Eleven is pulling Cocaine off their shelves. We'll see it being abused in high schools any day now.
- Fat-ass police officers get offended easily.
- We often dream of being in the right place at the right time.
- Did your neighbor recenly install a disc golf course in his backyard? Ask him where he got the baskets.
- Michael J. Fox is exploiting his disease in political ads...says Rush.
- You can't just walk thru a drive thru. That just ain't right.
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