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Sounds like this is a purely cosmetic issue. Let nature do its work. She may not repair things as quickly as our impatient species would like, but she sure can do it a hell of a lot better than we can, without hauling in noisy pumps and disturbing all the non-human inhabitants in and around Deadman's Hole.

Armstrong keeps making the paper day after day.

DEAR LANCE,

ME AND YOU GO WAY BACK. REMEMBER WHEN WE USE TO RIDE OUR TRIKES TOGETHER? THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. I WAS THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME LAND ON THE CREEK BUT NOW IT IS ALL MUDDY. I KNOW YOU MADE AN HONEST MISTAKE BUT DO US ALL A FAVOR? SPEND THE MONEY AND MAKE IT RIGHT. JUST REMEMBER JUB IS ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU SO JUST GIMME A RING SO WE CAN TALK. ACTUALLY..USE EMAIL BECAUSE MY CEL PHONE WAS STOLEN WITH MY WALLET. ID LIKE TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AGAIN.

LOVE,

JIMBOBJUBCHABACKSTINKYHOLESMELLYCRACK.