
- President Bush and former President Clinton could be heading to Texas to stump on behalf Rick Perry and Chris Bell.
- Should Lance Armstrong do more to clean up his dirty little mess?
- Four ramps near State Highway 45N and I-35 interchange are to be closed this week in preparation for the opening of new connector ramps to SH 45.
- Iraqi leaders have agreed to develop a timetable for taking over security duties to protect the country from the freedom haters.
- Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain is the top-earning dead celebrity.




DEAR LANCE,
ME AND YOU GO WAY BACK. REMEMBER WHEN WE USE TO RIDE OUR TRIKES TOGETHER? THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES. I WAS THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME LAND ON THE CREEK BUT NOW IT IS ALL MUDDY. I KNOW YOU MADE AN HONEST MISTAKE BUT DO US ALL A FAVOR? SPEND THE MONEY AND MAKE IT RIGHT. JUST REMEMBER JUB IS ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU SO JUST GIMME A RING SO WE CAN TALK. ACTUALLY..USE EMAIL BECAUSE MY CEL PHONE WAS STOLEN WITH MY WALLET. ID LIKE TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AGAIN.
LOVE,
JIMBOBJUBCHABACKSTINKYHOLESMELLYCRACK.
Armstrong keeps making the paper day after day.
Sounds like this is a purely cosmetic issue. Let nature do its work. She may not repair things as quickly as our impatient species would like, but she sure can do it a hell of a lot better than we can, without hauling in noisy pumps and disturbing all the non-human inhabitants in and around Deadman's Hole.