Craigslist: Fall is Here and Vampires Near

Actual cool weather has set upon us, and the spooks have begun to haunt the night. We're sure that things will only get spookier as halloween nears. Prepare your tricks and treats as we gather the best of last week's Missed Connections for you...

Seeking your obedience - w4m

I love the way you taste when I bite into your flesh. It is the time for vampires to alight on your doorstep, my little FT. Be prepared.

We hope that this is the fun type of biting, and not the scary type of biting. Hopefully the ER will be on the lookout for the bad kind, we know that we'll be on the lookout for the other.

you: arms. me:lacking - w4m

I saw you on the drag yesterday afternoon outside urban outfitters. I could see that you couldn't take your eyes off me. I got the sense that it wasn't for fear or disgust, but rather you sensed the possibilities of my unusual physique. tennis sometime?

How do we know that this is really you? The typing is better than ours. We guess we can trust you. But we would warn you against picking up guys on the drag, ya never know!

mysterious ninja maid

i walked into my apartment and was freaked out... this was NOT how i left it... you didnt have to, but i appreciate it.

Freaked out?!?! We'd be ecstatic. Where can we get one of those ninjas?

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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