News Bits!

Bill Murray might be taking his Lost In Translation ~~alter-ego~~ character to Scandanavia.
There won't be any fighting in this war room any time soon, but staff is on standby just in case.
Athletes may soon be invincible with this new superhero technology.
He ain't scared. Your man doesn't want to commit because you're easy.
A town in New Zealand ran out of women's underwear. Good thing we wear ours more than once...when we're desperate...hardly ever.
God seems to maintain his sense of humor after sending a massive snowstorm toward Buffalo.
Reason #2 to rethink getting that Price Albert.