News Bits!
- Bush still thinks No Child Left Behind is working. Please, keep your scoffing down to a dull roar.
- Male Israeli soldiers no longer get to have tons of free sex with random semi-willing subordinate women. Curse them crazy feminists.
- Girls wear hot costumes for Halloween. Feminists bitch.
- Researchers have put all of Darwin's notebooks online. If you don't care, you should, you simian.
- Some guy with a bunch of tattoos won "Project Runway."
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