News Bits!

Bush still thinks No Child Left Behind is working. Please, keep your scoffing down to a dull roar.

Male Israeli soldiers no longer get to have tons of free sex with random semi-willing subordinate women. Curse them crazy feminists.

Girls wear hot costumes for Halloween. Feminists bitch.

Researchers have put all of Darwin's notebooks online. If you don't care, you should, you simian.

Some guy with a bunch of tattoos won "Project Runway."

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By rebeccaonion in News on October 19, 2006 10:50 AM 0 Comments

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Ali

dude! a spoiler alert would have been nice on that project runway news. some of us haven't watched it yet. now i have to hurry up and drink so much that i won't remember that in the morning.

odam

you're fired, hater. next to the cute blonde, he was the best designer. rock n' roll, ayc. rock.and.roll.

wonderful news bits. the onion always brings a tear to my eye. ok.

allen

that doofus should've been cut after round 1.

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