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His plan worked!! A judge tossed Ken Lay's conviction. He is now free to rise from the dead and roam freely.
A 54-year-old Violinist sexually assaulted a 16-year-old girl he met at band camp.
Parmesan Cheese is the most stolen item in Italy. Anyone know the most commonly stolen item in the US? We're thinking it isn't cheese.
We are internet addicts.
After surpassing the 300 million population mark on Tuesday, we're still unhappy.
You gotta be a real idiot or just have a case of retinitis pigmentosa to punch a hole in a $139 million Picasso.
Stonehenge was just a gathering place in Neolithic Suburbia.
We can't wait until 3000! When the important things in life will be grander.
Chris Rock's mom was a victim of discrimination by a Cracker Barrell restaurant. Yeah, Cracker Barrell doesn't discriminate like Wal-Mart doesn't sling cheap, plastic crap.

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Yay! Jessica is back! I like the other Newsbits writers just fine, but...shhhh, it's a secret...Jessica's my favorite.

Reply | October 18, 2006 10:53 AM

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