News Bits!
- His plan worked!! A judge tossed Ken Lay's conviction. He is now free to rise from the dead and roam freely.
- A 54-year-old Violinist sexually assaulted a 16-year-old girl he met at band camp.
- Parmesan Cheese is the most stolen item in Italy. Anyone know the most commonly stolen item in the US? We're thinking it isn't cheese.
- We are internet addicts.
- After surpassing the 300 million population mark on Tuesday, we're still unhappy.
- You gotta be a real idiot or just have a case of retinitis pigmentosa to punch a hole in a $139 million Picasso.
- Stonehenge was just a gathering place in Neolithic Suburbia.
- We can't wait until 3000! When the important things in life will be grander.
- Chris Rock's mom was a victim of discrimination by a Cracker Barrell restaurant. Yeah, Cracker Barrell doesn't discriminate like Wal-Mart doesn't sling cheap, plastic crap.
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