"In the pantry, above the sink, right next to my bottle of dick cream. Uh, wait, forget that last part.”
“Did you say dick cream?”
“No! I said next to my... stick... team, you know stick team! Stickball! Go away leave me alone!”*

“I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money! And then you know what we're going to do? We're going to go to that party and get some pussy! I'm gonna fuck this bitch, that bitch...I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!”**

That’s certainly one way to write a rated-R comedy. Of course, there are others. Last week we told you that Kevin Smith will be at the Austin Film Festival in support of the film Catch and Release.

In one of the festival's myriad panel duscussions, Smith will join Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain and others to to talk about writing rated-R comedies. Come and learn from the masters and figure out how to turn that stream of consciousness rambling of cuss words and witticisms of yours into a coherent script. Of course, you have to have a badge to attend, so stop wastin your muthafuckin time, and buy a badge now.

Writing Rated-R Comedies
Austin Film Festival
Friday, October 20th
Driskill Hotel
1:45pm-3pm
[Badges]

*from Wet Hot American Summer
**from Clerks