News Bits!
- Number of Iraqis possibly killed since our invasion: 600,000. Number of American troops killed: 2,737. Some obscure gains, visible only to Rummy and KBR at this point: Priceless.
- McCain tells Hil it's Bill's fault those crazy North Koreans got even crazier. We just can't wait for 2008.
- Yahoo! is putting together an electronic archive it's calling the Biggest Time Capsule in the World. We don't think it counts as a time capsule unless it's buried in a shoebox in the backyard with rubber bands wrapped around it, but maybe we're just quaint.
- Best Christmas Present Ever: Wham! to reunite.
- Ms. Scarlett J., the hottest girl in the world, says she's not promiscuous. We've got a Del Toro and an elevator security camera that say different. Just own it, missy.
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