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Make sure you watch tonight's debate at 7:00 on KVUE Channel 24.

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  • genie

    You can start by learning how to punctuate, spell, and not constantly write in obnoxious ALL CAPS. It's as hard on the eyes as you are on the mind.



    By the way, I stole your burger wrappers. They required MASSIVE editing.

  • JUBCHA

    I WAS ALLOWED TO WATCH THE DEBATES IN THE BACK OF MY DEALER'S ESCILADE THAT HAD A TV SCREEN THAT IS IN THE HEADREST. JUB SEES ALL:



    - RICK "THE HAIR" PERRY - NO QUESTION HE HAD A DEAL OR TWO WITH THE "KINKY". DID YOU SEE HOW HE PASSED THOSE QUESTIONS BACK AND FORTH? WELL I DID AND I SMELL A RAT. THESE TWO HAD TALKS BEFORE THE DEBATE. THEY PING-PONGED WORSE THAN JUBCAH WHEN HE JOGGED AROUND TOWN LAKE WITHOUT MY JOCKSTRAP. NOT A PRETTY SITE AND THE PAIN WAS OBVIOUS.



    - GRANNY - GRANNY OH GRANNY. MISSPOKE, DOUBLE SPOKE AND THAT WAS ONLY AFETER SHE GOT HER WORDS OUT. DIDN'T LOOK GOOD AT ALL AND I THINK GRANNY HAS SOME ALTHIMERS.



    - THE DEMOCRAT - DID THIS CRACKER LOOKED COMPOSED OR WHAT? HE WAS ON POINT THE WHOLE TIME TIME I SAW HIM. HE WILL GET MY VOTE AS SOON AS I GET MY WALLET BACK FROM THE GUY WHO ROBBED ME LAST NIGHT.



    - KINKY IS THE MAN AND I SUPPORT IS REFORM ON POT LAWS. I HAVE BROTHERS, SISTERS, COUSINS AND A FEW FROM THE MEXICAN SIDE THAT ARE IN JAIL ON NONVILENT CHARGERS. LOCK UP MOLESTERS LIKE MR. KARRS AND NOT STONERS.



    THROUGHOUT ALL THIS I DIDNT HEAR A WORD THAT WOULD HELP PEOPLE LIKE ME. I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.

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