Austinist: Music Bits: Rolling Stones, Concert On Sales, Brothers and Sisters

JUBCHA

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 22:50:37 -0600

JOHN: SEE THEM NOW BECAUSE IN 25 YEARS THE TIX WILL COST $250 PER SEAT. AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET A FREE TEE.

John

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 17:48:43 -0600

Man, I'm was already enjoying all the desperate wannabe scalpers on Craigslist trying to sell their tickets for face value and their lame stories to earn sympathy ("my dad's getting remarried so now my family has to go to Minnesota that weekend so we have 12 tickets to sell" -- yeah, whatever). Having the chance to buy 4 legit tickets from TM plus 4 t-shirts for around $63 per person after the service charges get factored in is a scream. I encourage anyone and everyone to wait until the last minute and just buy tickets from the multitude of lost souls hanging around Barton Springs Road the day of the show--you'll score tix for under $50 for sure, especially if you hold out for the opening act (Ian McLagan) to take the stage.

JUBCHA

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 16:54:44 -0600

THOSE STONES ARE NOT REAL, THEY ARE ROBOTS. WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY I WORKED AT A FACTORY THAT MADE THEM. THEN THEY ESCAPED AND BLENDED IN WITH THE POPULATION, BUT A LOT OF US BELIEVE THEY MORPHED INTO THE ROLLING STONES. IF THEY PLAY FOR ANOTHER 50 YEARS THEN YOU"LL KNOW JUBCHA WAS RIGHT ONCE AGAIN.

JR

Fri, 06 Oct 2006 15:22:13 -0600

Hey, anybody wanna buy my four extra Stones tickets at face value? Oh crap, nevermind...