News Bits!

- A couple from Utah have decided that kidnapping their daughter is the best way to stop her marriage.
- Those silly "scientists" now say that the ozone hole will take an additional 15 years to recover from pollution. This puts it in the year 2065.
- Hurricane experts are predicting just one more hurricane for this 2006 season.
- The Perry camp is accusing Carole Couger Keeton Strayhorn of using college fund ads for election help.
- North Korea has announced that it intends to conduct a nuclear test.
- House Speaker Dennis Hastert is refusing to step down for his handling of the scandal involving Rep. Mark Foley.
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