Men of Austin, This One's For You

We've all been there: every weekend at every bar in Downtown Austin, men are faced with the same questions. Do I look up? Do I look down? Could I pop my neck without some guy punching me in the face? It's that great social complex of the public bathroom, and it's been confusing men worldwide since the introduction of the urinal.

We tried to find out who invented the urinal and were unsuccessful. But, we figure it was some dude who thought it'd be funny for men to encounter countless self-esteem issues and deal with internal self-doubt until the end of time--or until we invent robots to pee for us. But until then, we attempt to enlighten you with a ten minute video on Male Restroom Etiquette. Touching on the do's and do not's of that unwritten social compact men all over the world have to deal with every day. You might want to check this out before you go to that show this weekend.