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Have an opinion? We think it would be lots of fun to watch you express it while you're going through airport securty.
That's it, Coach! Kick 'em while they're down! Perhaps the team members would excel at something else...
If these officers can get all those lap dances to investigate liquor laws, we'd like to change our career, sit down with Willie Nelson and investigate some marijuana laws.
A prostitute took the high road and stole her client's pants when he couldn't pay her for services rendered.
...specifically television advertisements are making you and your kid fat.
Werd.
This might be the last straw for MySpace.