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  • Last night, Bush, Karzai, and Musharraf had dinner at the White House. There is no punch line here.
  • Yesterday, surgeons operated on some French guy's arm in almost zero gravity. This story contains the phrase "...slicing off the yellow growth that floated away from the patient, tied to a string." Sorry.
  • Too much testosterone kills brain cells. Boy, it really works our last nerve when navel-gazing scientists spend money to prove things we already know.
  • A teacher in China strips in class to prove a point. He gets written up by CNN. We strip all the time, and nobody...oh, right.
  • Who is Anna Nicole's baby daddy? A question for the ages.
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