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News Bits!
- Want to stop a drug dealer? Tell his Mom...or his Grandma.
- Ain't nothing for breakfast like some Krispy Kreme doughnuts and cigarettes.
- Looks like Philadelphia is following in Austin's smoking-ban footsteps.
- Terrell Owens tried to kill himself by way of pain medication. The Cowboys wide receiver is well-known for his "publicity-seeking antics".
- Barbie and Ken have nothing on Turleen and Jer Wayne.
- We're pretty sure the man who sprayed the stinky man next to him with perfume had enough of a reason to take matters into his own hands. Stinky people suck but so does awful smelling cologne.
- Geez, they don't make cars like this hell, they don't make anything like that anymore.
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