Howard Dean at Scholz Garten

TARVIN: BE SERIOUS WITH ME. I CANT BUY YOUR VOTE BECAUSE VOTES SHOULD NOT BE FORESALE.

IM WORRIED ABOUT MY UNCLE IN IRAQ. HE SAYS THINGS ARE WORSE AND BAD AND THERE ARE MORE TERRORISTS THAN EVER. HE THINKS WE ARE GROWING THEM ROW BY ROW IN THE HUNDRES AND HUNDREDS.

HE IS GOING TO AFGANISTAN NEXT WEEK HE IS HAPPY BECAUSE HE SAYS WE HAVE ALREADY WON THE WAR THERE. I AM HAPPY FOR HIM, HE IS MY ONLY FAMILY.

Alternate Caption: "Do you know what I use this finger for?"

Give me some change, then I'll vote.

$.50 should be enough.

IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR CHANGE IN NOVEMBER THEN YOU SUPPORT TERRORISM.

JUBCHA