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Hooray, Spring has arrived. The best time of year, in our opinion, is upon us. Time to get our Oktoberfest on. We like being able to drink outdoors without sweating our ass off. We're sure that this means a bunch of new opportunities for connections, but for now you can check out the best of last week's Missed Connections...
to the topless girl on the boat by hula hut.. - w4w
dear topless girl on the boat by hula hut, thank you for getting out of the water and showing your boobies to all of us on the pier bar tonight before being wrapped in a blanket by your friends. i only wish i could have seen them longer. sincerely, boobie-loving hula hut patron * this is in or around lake austin
We're never at Hula Hut at the right time. We better start staking out a better spot on the deck.
You - half asleep on bed, drunk, crying. Me - black tube socks, penis inside you. Coffee? * this is in or around Far West
Really? Wow. Check out the balls on Mr. TubeSocks, huge!
To guy pissing in Drafthouse parking lot - w4m
Sorry I caught you peeing! and laughed. It was just odd, seeing as how you were on the more visible side of your truck.
Lady, let us tell you something, if a guy is drunk enough to use the parking lot as his urinal he really doesn't care who is watching.
EMT in BD Riley's bathroom. You: pretty girl said I had nice hair - m4w
Beautiful brunette all smiles in the woman's restroom. I was one of the medics helping the intoxicated female who had her head in the toilet at BD Riley's, Friday night. In passing you said I had nice hair. I was caught off gaurd by the whole scene. You have a beautiful face and smile. It would be awesome to talk to you under different circumstances. * this is in or around BD Riley's Bathroom
Really? Hitting on one girl while pulling another's out of the toilet? Class.
Missed Connection With My Turtle
STOLEN! Three-Legged Turtle From a box on our balcony, Broadway Apts, Monday, 9/18. He was a gift from Mack Brown. Found injured in May, we treated and cared for him. He recovered and grew. He was our pet and we'd like him back. His name is "Lou" (though he won't come if you call.) He's a box turtle, bigger than your hand, with a helmet-shaped shell about 3.5" high (not flat, like a water turtle), and hey, he's only got three legs! Please return him, no questions asked. Reward of one 12-pack offered. 382 dash 03 and 96.
Turtle stealing bastards! You people make me sick. Go find your own three-legged turtles.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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