http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php All comments for If You Can See Chuck Norris, He Can See You. If You Can't See Chuck Norris, You May Be Only Seconds Away From Death. en-us 2009 Adam S Thu, 01 Jan 2009 12:41:20 -0600 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss aschragin@gmail.com aschragin@gmail.com 60 http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-653958 http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-653958 Comments Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:25:21 -0600 <p>In soviet russia car drives YOU, In soviet russia Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks YOU</p> http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-379905 http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-379905 Comments Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:22:53 -0600 <p>Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes down the world.</p> http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-379857 http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-379857 Comments Fri, 22 Sep 2006 13:57:35 -0600 <p>Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts: * Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. * If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. * Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ about. * Chuch Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. * Chuck Norris CAN talk about Fight Club. * Read more Chuck Norris Facts </p> http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-379552 http://austinist.com/2006/09/22/if_you_can_see_chuck_norris_he_can_see_you_if_you_cant_see_chuck_norris_you_may_be_only_seconds_away_from_death.php#comment-379552 Comments Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:01:28 -0600 <p>There is no theory of evolution. Only animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.</p>