News Bits!
- Who can blame a dog for loving girls' panties?
- You should know that any kind of "cum" on your resume could eliminate you from contacting potential employers. Think of another way to say "magna cum laude".
- In Connecticut, a woman was bitten by a coyote apparently because she didn't have a Big Mac on her. Perhaps the coyote should travel to France, where they have the largest number of McDonald's franchises outside the US and an increasingly obese population.
- Monopoly is getting a makeover. New game pieces will
advertiseresemble items associated with any major corporation who was willing to pony up the goods. - Having our feet licked in a Wal-Mart would certainly be a religious experience of sorts. Of course you'd have to get us in to a Wal-Mart first.
- Attorney General Gonzales wants ISP's to save the internet surfing habits of their clientele. We think he just wants to know where all the good, free porn is.
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