News Bits!
- Our new toll roads will officially open to traffic November 1st.
- According to a recent report from the FBI, the large city with the highest crime rate is our very own Dallas.
- The government is uploading anti-drug videos to youtube in another vain attempt to turn the tide on their war on drugs. Meanwhile, Kinky would like to legalize marijuana.
- NASA has postponed the Wednesday landing of the Atlantis due to the appearance of a UFO seen floating near the vehicle.
- Thailand's military commander, Gen. Sondhi Boonyaratkalin, staged a coup and ousted Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra while he was in New York at the U.N. General Assembly
- A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog.
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