News Bits!
- It's National Singles Week. Everyone go out and try to get some!
- Lots of newly discovered species in the ocean include a shark that walks on its fins.
- Roeding Park in Fresno is going to be the new backdrop for reality porn.
- We speculate that the high quantity of sick days taken by employees in the public sector means the working environment is total crap.
- How did President Bush become a religious idol? How about some good old-fashioned brainwashing.
- Uh oh. Your online gaming
fantasypersonalityalter-ego might be associated with the real you. - Big scary man + cute little dog = ________ (geez, fill it in for us.)
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