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Is it over already?! The music is fading in our ears, but the sunburn lives on. Luckily we have a festival playlist, some tylenol, and a bottle of aloe to help ease us down. Once we checked out the tubes, we realized that you better check for ACL Connections of your own.
Read on for further highlights of last week's Missed Connections...
Missed connection with my dignity - 26
So I guess a bunch of lonestars and whiskey combined with a few lines makes me dance like a fool in front of a bunch of strangers. Way to go me!
* this is in or around Beauty Bar
Lonestar, whiskey, and the nose candy will do that to ya. Duh. It's something we like to call SXitus. It starts cropping up earlier now with ACL. Take two twelve beers and don't call us in the morning.
White/ Brown Polk Dot Dress at Ross Dress For Less - m4w - 25
You were at Ross Dress For Less Yesterday (Thurs). I believe you were returning an item....Just wanted you to know you are HOT!!!!!!!!!
Gotta love the Dress for Less love connection. We personally like to stalk the chicks at the Dress Barn, but we were always an animal lover.
Your friend couldn't keep his dick in his pants... - w4m - 22
...and after several ignored cease and desist orders, I had to leave! A girl can only take so much.But I didnt forget to post a missed connection in your honor- it only seemed appropriate, you were so nice about the (admittedly, bizarre) situation.
You: Anarchist? Plaid shirt, no reason to feel so nervous
Me: Anarchist! Blue hair, short skirt that offends good tasteRemember- the revolution isn't gonna plot itself! Hope we cross paths again- I enjoyed your company.
Next time Ill pass on the cock-flapping, though.
-n
Why do we always have to be referred to as "the friend?" It was hot in there, okay?! Geez. It makes you wonder, how many times is too many times? Several, apparently. At least we got to learn the term "cock-flapping." Excellent.
don't you just hate those times when all you want is a good old-fashioned secret sexfest between coworkers? sans consequences, of course. it's a hard-knock life, this morally sound one is.
We don't hate those times at all. Although our SO and co-workers tell a different tale.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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Careful with that Tylenol.
Save your liver for later.