News Bits!
- A cop gives out his MySpace URL when
picking uparresting chicks instead of his phone number. - Diabled people need sex, too. Last time we checked, prostitutes didn't have to comply with any equal opportunity restrictions.
- Hey Kids! E. Coli might be the next best excuse to not eat your veggies.
- Some brothers just magically turn into goats. Not our brothers, but they eat like goats.
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