News Bits!
- Iraqis are now in control of their own military. Cross your fingers.
- Global warming is making Siberian lakes belch methane, causing more global warming. Hey! You won't be giggling when the water starts rising!
- Marion Jones didn't dope. See, we told you girls are smarter than that.
- OH, HELL YEAH!
- Via LAist: Paris Hilton gets arrested. Luckily for her, apparently being rich acts as a powerful antidote to alcohol absorption.
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