News Bits!
- The cook did it, at the Maine Bed and Breakfast, with a knife and a butcher block. Creepy smirk in the picture.
- A father and football coach in California just wanted to be a part of the game a little too badly.
- Since minimum wage isn't making ends meet, maybe stripping will...
- Embarassed about your penis pump? We don't recommend telling airport security that it's a bomb to hide it from your mother.
- A Norwegian Museum seeks public input through Legos.
- Apparently Steve Irwin didn't pull the Stingray barb out of himself...it does make a more dramatic story, though.
- Many teens opt for unprotected sex.
- As if fried Twinkies weren't enough to instantly cause heart failure, Fried Coca-Cola is now an option at the State Fair.
- The bins all over campus for Austin Student will, unfortunately, remain empty.
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