Craigslist: Rainy Missed Connections

Did ya think that we were skipping your Missed Connections fix for the week? Not so fast; actually just very late, as is currently the case. Don't labor too hard hunting for your connection...

To the women too lazy to ring my doorbell and profess their love to me

Seriously, I didn't want to bring this up, but it seems that every perfect woman really seems to slacking of in the department of being completly infatuated with me. Either that or they just find my laziness and general unwillingness to interact with the outside world too threatening.

It's not like I can watch my soaps, play video games, get drunk, listen to music and STILL be expected to do all (or any) of the work nessecary to meet people. I have a very demanding schedule that I take very seriously, in fact I haven't missed an episode of ''Judge Alex" in two months. That's dedication.
So I don't think putting all of the work in the hands of people who dont know me is that unreasonable.

C'mon attractive women with smarts and music taste, I promise if you do all of the work, I will shower and put on clean clothes, but I can't promise I'll iron.

we just don't know how/why people keep posting for us. We really have plenty of ladies ringing our door bell, so just ignore this connection request posted on our behalf.

Missed Connection NO LONGER!

I don't have a missed connection with rain anymore! It's raining where I am...wish my boss would let me get out and dance in it.....

Woo Hoo! The wet stuff. Please, save our lawn! We're too cheap and lazy to water. Fall is on it's way and we're already mourning summer.