
- The former staffer who stole from Lloyd Doggett and some other Austin Democrats has been sentenced to 30 days in jail.
- There will be no dirty dancing at McNeil High School's homecoming this year. Parents and teachers felt uncomfortable with the idea of possible bumping-n-grinding on the dance floor, so the homecoming dance is now cancelled.
- The rich get richer, and the middle-class gets screwed.
- Forget smash and grab. One Italian couple would smooch and rob.
- Last night in an interview with NBC's Brian Williams, Bush went over his summer reading list. If we took all the vacation time he does, we'd read a lot too.




Where's Kevin Bacon when you need him?