Austinist: Friday Night Back-To-School Panty Raid!

Fletch

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 18:00:18 -0600

Sept. 16, 10pm. Be there. No need to splurge on your own roofies, we like to play a little game called roofie roulette: everyone who comes through the door takes a shot of Old Crow, 1 in 3 has a roofie in it. Gets the party started everytime. As always, free admission with a box of condoms or a child under 12. Donations go to Katrina recovery efforts in the Gulf.

truecraig

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 14:18:28 -0600

Fletch, I'll bring the baby oil, probably-bunk roofies, and a wide selection of "exotic" South American vds. Make sure the evite has a google map link. I get lost real easy.

Fletch

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:08:43 -0600

I guess that some people expect that by the time you've graduated college, you no longer need booze and theme parties to get laid. Maturity is a double-edged sword. I'm hosting a "Screw your roommate party" next week, and the whole Austinist staff is invited.

Ryan

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:46:49 -0600

truecraig is right. Drinking in your underwear is fun! Plus, if you think about it, it translates to a sound business model for Beauty Bar that night. Their patrons won't meet the dress codes for any other bars, thus nixing the normal bar-hopping routine of many.

truecraig

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:10:56 -0600

Sorry Blute, I didn't realize that the concept of "theme parties" was owned by the privileged and upper-crusted class of male Caucasian collegiates. I just liked the idea of drinking in my underwear. OH, WAIT! Does that also mean that anyone who has ever had beer from a keg, bong, or plastic Solo cup is a date-raper too? Even women? Okay, cool. Thanks for clarifying that.

Bluto

Wed, 30 Aug 2006 16:34:57 -0600

Wow. I never thought I would witness a fraternity party idea/tradition make a transition over into the type of place the Beauty Bar projects itself to be. Austinist, don't forget to remind us when the Beauty Bar is having a toga themed night also, ok?