Friday Night Back-To-School Panty Raid!

Beauty Bar is celebrating the return of all them currrazzy college kids by helping host a Panty Raid Party this Friday.

And what about you? Well you just bought some of those seamless numbers from Vic’s Secret and you’re all throttle-punchin’ to kill everyone with your curves. Or that lumberjack onesy you ordered from LL Bean just hit your doorstep and you need the proper venue to rock that shit. Even more likely, you’ve always wished that you could feel MORE comfortable at a bar while you profile, trying to look more attractive to the opposite sex. Well, what’s more comfortable than sleep wear? Showing skin WORKS. And what could possibly look sexier than you in your super silky-soft pajammy-jams?

Nothing.

There’s nothing sexier than a smiling drunk, fancy-dancing in sexy-yet-comfortable intimate-time attire to the moving moods of visiting NYC DJ (r)Oxy Cottontail, the freshly rejoined duo of Flossin’, and resident deck killer Prince Klassen. Face it, being dressed just one step closer to a one-night stand is really goddamn hot. HOTTT.

We hear the Houston version of this party was SO not on the chain, whatsoever. Nowhere near any chains. Apparently, it was such the naughty rendezvous that the previously available photography for that August 10th. event has since disappeared from the interdigitubeshoots.

So you KNOW it will be off the hook, rack, or any other wall-mounted hanging apparatus!

Underwear? Here:

Panty Raid!
Oxy Cottontail - Prince Klassen - Flossin'
Friday September 1st 10pm – close
Beauty Bar (7th between Red River and I35)
21+ $2 cover if covered, free with panty and underwear wardrobe

Promo design by Starsign Design

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By truecraig in Arts & Entertainment on August 30, 2006 1:29 PM 0 Comments

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Fletch

Sept. 16, 10pm. Be there. No need to splurge on your own roofies, we like to play a little game called roofie roulette: everyone who comes through the door takes a shot of Old Crow, 1 in 3 has a roofie in it. Gets the party started everytime.

As always, free admission with a box of condoms or a child under 12. Donations go to Katrina recovery efforts in the Gulf.

truecraig

Fletch, I'll bring the baby oil, probably-bunk roofies, and a wide selection of "exotic" South American vds.

Make sure the evite has a google map link. I get lost real easy.

Fletch

I guess that some people expect that by the time you've graduated college, you no longer need booze and theme parties to get laid. Maturity is a double-edged sword. I'm hosting a "Screw your roommate party" next week, and the whole Austinist staff is invited.

Ryan

truecraig is right. Drinking in your underwear is fun! Plus, if you think about it, it translates to a sound business model for Beauty Bar that night. Their patrons won't meet the dress codes for any other bars, thus nixing the normal bar-hopping routine of many.

truecraig

Sorry Blute, I didn't realize that the concept of "theme parties" was owned by the privileged and upper-crusted class of male Caucasian collegiates. I just liked the idea of drinking in my underwear. OH, WAIT! Does that also mean that anyone who has ever had beer from a keg, bong, or plastic Solo cup is a date-raper too?

Even women?

Okay, cool. Thanks for clarifying that.

Bluto

Wow. I never thought I would witness a fraternity party idea/tradition make a transition over into the type of place the Beauty Bar projects itself to be. Austinist, don't forget to remind us when the Beauty Bar is having a toga themed night also, ok?