Craigslist: Return to the Land of Tubes
Who knew that there were parts of this world not connected to the tubes? I certainly didn't, which is why last Monday's edition never appeared. Thank goodness we're now back in the land of broadband, able to bring you the best of the last two week's Missed Connections.
sorry about puking on your houseplant - m4w
thanks for the good time. you're a very cool girl. and sexy, sexy. i don't frequently do that and you don't frequently do that, but maybe we should do it again. sober and uncomplicated . . . for fun and companionship and cuddling and all. hope your plant survives.
Let us share a little of our hard earned wisdom; once you puke in a girl's houseplant, it's the end of any future you may have together. We know this, of course, from first hand experience. Let it go...
about 2 months ago i was at the megaplex --there was a older couple there the woman was looking at some leg stockings and she was very sexy -i went over and started to look at some videos in the next aile she saw me and she kneeled down to see the stocking on the bottome shelf and also to give me a very good view of her bottom lips i kneeled down like i was looking at something low but i was really enjoying the show nice very nice kitty she had -this lasted a good 4 minutes ---she then got up - when i saw the couple was almost ready to leave i paid for my items and went outside i timed it perfect the couple came out and headed for thier truck -i fallowed and told the man excuse me just wanted to tell u that ur wife is very pretty and ur a very lucky man --i also told her she was very pretty and shook both of thier hands ---i just discoverd craigs list and am hopping that -that couple reads this --and maybe we can get together --im a heavey set guy ---i hope u read this and get back to me thanx craigs list
New to the internets?! Are you sure you're not new to this earth? Or possibly just recently paroled? You are FREAKING us out. Thanks for the laugh though.
So I was rocking out to Avril Levigne, Don't make fun... - m4w
What a man does in the privacy of his own car is his own business. I saw you singing the same song, I can't help it if the girl writes a catchy tune.
You know, admitting it is the first step in recovery. We're here to help you, you can overcome this affliction. They weren't singing WITH you, they were laughing AT you.
rabid squirrel kisser at keep austin weird 5K
You: funny cute runner that waxed poetic on the fat content of philly cheesesteaks and kissing squirrels rather than puppies at the KAW5K run Me: just moved here from philly, vaccinated for rabies ;-) wearing blue & yellow tank top & black running shorts, running solo thought you were adorable, would be interested in hanging out for coffee email me if you are interested
Good to see that we were keeping Austin weird at the event designated for that very purpose.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and Connections.
