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The FDA approved Plan B as an OTC drug for women 18 and older; the Christian Right looks on in horror as chicks across the nation head out to slut it up.

An American woman is about to become the first female space tourist. Tourism: that's where we are Vikings.

Apparently, being hipper-than-thou won't save you from laptop explosions. Apple's recalling batteries, just like Dell.

Rescued POW Jessica Lynch is pregnant. In perhaps unrelated news, her hairdo is really working for her these days.

Osama Bin Laden would be willing to forgo his ban on black wives for Whitney Houston. Ah, love.

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