News Bits!

We might actually watch our local news if it involved porn. Those lucky Swedes.
Follow up: We told you a while ago about a judge who used a penis pump during trials; the man was convicted and sentenced to time in prison.
All we want is ~~to be loved~~ ~~to be rich~~ ~~to be influential~~ to be famous.
Express any kind of interest in anything remotely explosive at a public meeting, and you might be lucky enough to have your house bugged.
Milwaukee may be the Drunkest City, but no one ever said they had taste.
This is not the kind of catfight between two women we would ever be interested in seeing.

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By Jessica Thornton in News on August 23, 2006 11:10 AM 0 Comments

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“To be noticed, to be wanted, to be loved, to walk into a place and have others care about what you’re doing, even what you had for lunch that day: that’s what people want, in my opinion,” said Kaysar Ridha, 26, of Irvine, Calif., a recent favorite of fans of the popular CBS reality series “Big Brother.” “It’s strange and twisted, because when that attention does come, the irony is you want more privacy.”

Isn't it ironic, vayshar? Totes ironic.