Hype on a Website: This Week's New Movie Releases!

SNAKES ON A MUTHAF*CKIN’ PLAAAAAAANE! Because it just hasn’t been said enough.

*Snakes on a Plane
We debated about whether or not we should recommend this one, and we only do so out of sheer, morbid curiosity (plus, we really like jumping on bandwagons. A lot!). There aren’t words to express how ridiculous/awesome this movie must be. It’s like a whole new genre of film. We’re witnessing history here, folks. History determined by an internet phenomenon and brought to life by Samuel L. Jackson. America wouldn’t have it any other way.

Accepted
Some movies are better watched in preview form. Or not at all.

Material Girls
Hayley and Hilary Duff are in a movie together? Oh, man! It’s like Christmas! Christmas in Hell's seventh circle.

*The Oh in Ohio
We had the opportunity to see a screening of this film at SXSW. Parker Posey and Paul Rudd are two of our favoritest people. Ever.

Jailbait
An upbeat, cheery** film about two men who share a prison cell. Starring Michael Pitt, the poor man’s Leonardo DiCaprio.

Lower City
Sex, lust, prostitutes, and more sex. We have GOT to go to Brazil.

*Austinist recommends. We also recommend these fine cinematic experiences: Clerks II, The Descent, An Inconvenient Truth, Little Miss Sunshine, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, A Scanner Darkly, Strangers with Candy, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

**By upbeat and cheery, we mean dark and sad.

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