Craigslist: Liquid Free Connections

Take one last sip of your drink and you may safely sit back and relax, we're confiscating all liquids from this point forwards. Although, you might make that sip a guzzle if you are dehydrated from a great weekend. Start the week off on the right foot by reviewing the best of last week's Missed Connections.

Beauty Bar - m4w

you: hipster smoking a cigarette not cracking a smile when told a good fucking joke. me: still think your [sic] hot anyway. let's fuck for a few months and then you can go after my friend.

We're 100% certain that this is simply a composite of every evening at BB. You probably think this post is about you, you're so vain, but it is still about you.

Yellow Rose this afternoon - m4w

We chit chatted a bit while you were at my table. You told me about your normal job. You made me move my chair because you needed more space. If you're by chance reading this, respond please.

re: Yellow Rose this afternoon

You might be a loser if you think that your missed connection is a pole dancer. Her job is to look good, turn you on and then make you feel special. They all have another job ("dancing on a pole, is just temporary"). We hoped that you tipped.

Thanks to the response, we really didn't even have to write anything snarky. Dang. Sounds like she made some money that afternoon, perhaps she'll use it to take us out for drinks and tell us about her other job.

Streaking Women on 360 Overlook

Please do it again. All I heard was the giggling and cheering and you all ran past me on your way down the hill with bathrobes already on. I absolutely guarantee I would have enjoyed the show more than any of the folks who actually saw you. Please do it again!! Please do it regularly!!

Anyone Here Looking For Me??

I have been seen in public many places like, just this week at HEB on Congress buying a six pack and frozen pizza. Was that you in line in front of me? Jo's on Congress early very surly looking. You were taking your time while I waited for the half and half (???). Then Starbucks this morning very surly looking, biking Town Lake in the morning. Did I pass you? I think you noticed I don't wear undies when I bike...(OoOOops!) (very surly sweaty looking). Book People, very horny looking because I think chicks hanging out reading is so hot. Misc. places include convenient stores, on my friend's back patio naked, at stop lights playing my music loud and sneaking sips from my beer bottle, going down all side streets then some times making U turns to take another look at some fine lady walking or biking, laundry-mats, car washes, banks, video stores, heck, I'm on my way to either some place like Taco Cabana or Wendy's on South Lamar right now as I write this. Come find me and be my friend forever. Extra plus if you are a babe. Oh...Oh, I was at Schlotski's yesterday afternoon. Were those your kids playing with the drink machine and ice dispenser? I was the one getting the regular size original with drink and chips. Didja see me? OK, get out and find me right now...

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and Connections.