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- A day in the S.L.E.A.Z.Y. life of Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame; unfortunately, you don't get to see him in a thong. We'd like to see him strung up, though.
- China opens an Anger Bar- where the drunken cleintele are allowed to beat up the staff.
- Impress your friends with your new school supples.
- Teaching a teenager how to drive is more dangerous than originally thought.
- Alcohol is more harmful than LSD.
- Violent video games lead to violent teens so sexy music must lead to sexually active teens.
- Floyd Landis suggests a conspiracy by the UCI or WADA regarding his positive test results.
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