It's Not What You Think!

According to a little blurb over at the Statesman, the folks at your local computer megalith Dell just launched a blog. The original name, DellOne2One, was precarious in that it, when entered into your address bar minus the "Dell," ushered unsuspecting intertron users directly to on-line wank fodder.

Officials at Dell knew about the proximity before the launch of the re-titled "Direct2Dell" blog. They even spent some time on the neighbor site and were impressed by its "SEO (search engine optimization) skills." Chances are just as likely that they were gearing up for the upcoming masturbate-a-thon. No real harm has been committed, but it serves as a poignant reminder that this world wide web is still, in fact, ruled by pornography.

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