News Bits!

- Some sociologists are taking on a mission to make sure strippers are taken seriously.
- North Carolina has created a commission to investigate potential wrongful convictions.
- A non-ponographic sculpture is causing quite an uproar in Colorado. And we thought Texas was prude...
- Why go out in public anymore? You get in trouble if you're drinking, you get in trouble if you're not drinking...
- This rediculously elaborate wedding gown could have bought you [insert fantasy here] instead.
- Something like this maybe?
- "Having sex with children is a sacred ritual that should be protected by civil rights laws." We just threw up a little.
- It's going to be harder to propose marriage now that you're going to have to do it with a plasma TV.
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