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Tron

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 12:44:30 -0600

I think I will be laughing at the post defending strippers for at least 72 hours. Have you ever been in a dressing room (which usually doubles as the ladies restroom) at a strip club? It's like Valley of the Dolls at Christmas.

odam

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:36:30 -0600

jesus, i can't believe it took 72 hours to finally get that comment. i was worried you people had fallen asleep.

anon

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:16:11 -0600

Wow. Thanks for the sweeping generalizations about strippers and their behavior (e.g. rails of coke, hating men). Do you actually know any dancers? Some have families and are actually pretty well adjusted. I know it was an attempt at humor, but damn.

josh

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 17:00:43 -0600

when jello shots are outlawed, jesus cries.

Tom

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:28:48 -0600

Well, it's good that somebody on the staff can reliably relate all time-sensitive strip club information.