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Protecting Austin, One Starbucks at a Time

The next time you stop in for coffee and can't find a place to park, we wouldn't suggest this...

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Something tells us that YOU couldn't pull that off.

*Image (c) an Austinite Veiled in Secrecy*

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  • Aaron

    I thought that was for bikes and mopeds only. Not sure about motorcycles. Something tells me that if I did it I'd have a ticket.

  • Bad Pig No Donut

    HEY! Are you trying to be a smart ass or something? You want to go to jail?!? I'm a fat pig, and I get to park whereever the fuck I want!!! I'm gonna kick your ass!!!!

  • Why not? Isn't motorcycle parking on the sidewalk legal in Austin, like it is in most civilized cities? As long as the walking isn't blocked, that is...

  • Didn't you know? Police are above the law! If you try to say otherwise you'll end up in the Gulag!

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