Club DeVille Announces Fall Film Invitational

Admit it, you’ve always wanted to film that little story about the kid you knew back in elementary school who used to strip for quarters and once ate dried and chalky cat poop for a dollar. You’d set it up like a “and look how they turned out now” piece where he owns fifteen Kentucky Fried Chicken outlets, married his semi-retarded cousin-in-law, sees more butt-play from Brazilian Swimwear Models than you’ve had hot meals, and still eats feline feces (but with antique silverware).

You’ll call it: “He Insists On Cats”.

It appears that the crazy kids at Club DeVille are going to give you your grand opportunity to get it up on display: The Club DeVille Fall Film Invitational! Put it together, film it, edit it down to 15 minutes or less, turn it in to DeVille, and then have ten beers while you watch your brilliance flicker up on the rock wall. Oh, glory be!

Format: DVD or VHS
Deadline: They’ll start showing after September 18th, so turn it in before then.
Screenings: Multiple, probably starting September 18th, and continuing as long as there are entries to screen. Projected onto cliff, ‘cause it’s cool looking.
Limitations: Don’t do anything illegal or blatantly offensive. There will be pre-screening by the DeVille staff, so forget about the taping of your Annual Christmas Donkey Show
Prizes: Cash prizes for audience favorites.
Deliver or mail films to Club DeVille itself: 900 Red River, 78701
512.457.0900 for further details.