
- Sunbathers now have a weapon against the sun. Ecamsule (sounds like scam in piglatin-almost right?) was previously only available in Canada and Europe. How is this stuff not sunscreen?
- Everyone's favorite fetishist is at it again! The toe-sucking bandit is being accused of gross sexual imposition. Yeah, gross.
- Ever wonder what happened to those hot babes from the eighties? Yeah, the ones that made your palms all hairy?
- The stripper who kept human skulls and a severed human hand didn't show up in court; she was being charged with improperly disposing of human remains.
- While most of the kids in Austin will still ride to school inhaling exhaust and gas fumes, a few lucky ones Read: rich kids might get to ride to class in a trendsetting hybrid school bus.
- Speaking of kids, Jell-O shots are soon going to be banned from the tubing trip you were planning.
- Talk about
employeepet benefits! Some employers are allowing pets in the office. - In Amsterdam, some nuns on bicycles with the seats still on chased after a thief who allegedly stole some money the week before.
- While nuns are saving the day, some local monks are being accused of sexual assault. Surprised? Maybe all this repression of sexual urges should be reconsidered.
- Anna Nicole Smith married an 800 year old millionaire, but even after all that
flacidhard work, the family is still fighting to keep the money away from her. Don't hate her because she'sstackedbeautiful. - First ones in, last ones out? Yeah, somebody should tell the Marines that the pedophiles were harassing kids on Myspace long before they were.
- Need a vacation? We hear Las Vegas is even more fun that usual right now.

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