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Steely Dan Not a Fan of Owen Wilson's Dirty Work

SteelyDanTwoAgainstNature_th.jpgWell I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs
Now I've come back home to plan my next move

From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow-ow-ouch

CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, the two musicians behind the legendary group Steely Dan, apparently have a big problem with Texan Owen Wilson.

In one of the weirdest collisions of media worlds we’ve seen in quite some time, Fagen and Becker issued a statement on the band’s website that takes serious exception with the comedic actor and his role in the summer hit You, Me and Dupree. They presume some hack writer or jerkoff Hollywood producer heard their Grammy-winning song Cousin Dupree, a wonderfully naughty tale about a slacker and his lascivious acts with a cousin, and decided to make a story/character out of it. And Owen, seeing dollar signs, went along for the ride.

The fellas made their anger known in an open letter to Owen’s little brother Luke. A link to the letter, apparently written at The Residential Suites of Longworth in Corpus Christi just hours after the band’s unbelievable gig in San Antonio on the 15th, appears on the band’s homepage. In it, the Dan admits to being huge fans of Bottle Rocket and asks that Luke tell his brother to apologize to the band and its fans at an upcoming California show. In exchange, they say, Owen will regain some credit in his karma account, as well as be offered free Dan merchandise and a chance to party with the band.

We have no idea as to the veracity of the duo’s claim, as we have not seen the silly movie in question, but it sure makes for some funny feudin. And while we like the Wilson Bros., we’re gonna side with the Dan on this one. Just because they're some seriously hep cats, if not a little whiny. And who is their PR guy? Jeff Spicoli?

What's your take on the whole imbroglio?

*After the jump, the complete lyrics to Cousin Dupree*

Cousin Dupree by Steely Dan:

Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs
Now I've come back home to plan my next move
From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow-ow-ouch

CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

She turned my life into a living hell
In those little tops and tight capris
I pretended to be readin' the National Probe
As I was watchin' her wax her skis
On Saturday night she walked in with her date
And backs him up against the wall
I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing
In a voice I never knew I had before

CHORUS

I'll teach you everything I know
If you teach me how to do that dance
Life is short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?

One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
And I decided to make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day
She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?

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  • odam

    to my knowledge, anon, we did no such thing. it could be a server issue or something else of which i am currently unaware. we didn't delete anyhting. just take a step back and relax, anon. if anything is a joke it may be your overreaction.

    "communist censorship stance" ?



    breeeeeathe

  • anon

    Y'all deleted my post about "want-to-be's"? When did Austinist take a communist censorship stance? Way to go guys. What a joke.

  • kshan

    Steely Dan is totaly hip, always will be. Why does this issue of age seem to come up from lame little want-to-be's? Come tomorrow, even you will be older you freaking slip-joints.

    You dinks must think all the tunes you listen to today started the day you got hooked on music. You're ignorant at least.

    Please, don't listen too, or involve yourselves with perfection, until you grow-up! If you want to be some what mature, borrow someones head-phones and give 'Aja' a day in court. If you can't dig that, then go back to Kiss 100, or what ever it is you little folks groove to.

  • adamr

    Between today's truesday, researching Marxs, and all of this crazy banter... I think I may have to go home. It's ridikkilis to be having this much fun fo' fee, I mean, free. Thanks for the props True C.

  • ps: your open letter was a brilliant thing. A thing of brilliance. Like, totally seriously for sure.

  • In de fayyyyce test tube adamr! Oh no he, like, d'nt!

  • adamr

    "why so defensive?"

    -Childhood trauma or the Steely Dan punishment booth, don't ask.

    Anyway, yeah, I get it, let the old farts crack a joke. But, we're neglecting the real victims here, not the Wilson bros., but the ageless, faceless Hollywood movie machine. They put out quality films that draw from our cultural subconscious so that we can better appreciate what it means to be American. If we had to put a price on "intellectual property" then we'd all be broke.

    Wasn't it Richard Marx that said:

    Hold on to the nights

    hold on to the memories...

    from each according to his abilities,

    to each according to his needs?

    If that's the case, then, well, Hollywood is God and who are we, or the Dildo band, to say anything about it? I don't know if anything I said makes sense, even to me, but I do know that I'm happy to be a living American that can occasionally enjoy some exceptionally minty gum.

  • odam

    i thought studio 54 had a strict no test tubes policy

  • kenneth

    Why is Steely Dan staying at a hotel in Corpus after a S.A. gig? Was the Cotulla Best Western booked up?

  • Jooley Ann

    Sheesh adamr, why so defensive? Walt and Don don't think they've got anyone figured out. They're just a couple of funky middle-aged dudes who share a love of really great music...as well as an ascerbic wit.

    This is their idea of funny. Were someone to take a similar shot at them, they'd likley think it was hysterical. Indeed, when Fagen sold VIP packages to his solo tour earlier this year, Becker ridiculed him for it.

    By the way, they've always been open about where they got the name of the band. I think what's bugging them is that the filmmakers didn't so much as give a nod to "Cousin Dupree."

  • adamr

    Why, why do you make me want piangere? I can't help it if Great Uncle Fezzendorf's exploits granted me my generous trust, thus enabling me to comment on every Austinist post ever (if I want to).

    In reality I did have a great uncle who sold a brick factory to the Kennedys and I was probably conceived at a Steely Dan concert, or maybe it was a KISS concert, or Studio 54. Who knows?

  • odam

    oh, adam...i almost sent you a personal email telling you what a legend you were. then i read your postscript and now i must tell you publicly that you are a rapscallion and i rebuke you.

    although, i don't drink, i am with "hail the dan." those dudes are legends of the highest order, and were you not the great nephew of a wealthy shipping magnate, you would be fired post haste. alora.

  • adamr

    Hey, I listen to Cinderella fulltime. Maybe I just got a little too passionate. I really hate it when old, hipster doofusses think they've got everyone 20-35 figured as "like"-spittin' mo-rons. It's terrible. It's not the first time musicians proved to be jerkfaces.

  • hail the dan

    i'm wary of people who aren't down with the dan- like people who don't drink or don't like chocolate. sorry, i just don't get it. sure, maybe it's not good for me, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying it.

  • adamr

    Dear, like, Don and, you know, Walt, man:

    This is generation x, or, like, y, or, you know, zero, hu-hu,

    -hey, pass the bong dude.

    -shhhh, I'm writing a comment.

    Anyways, um, what? Oh yeah, thanks for patronizing two actors in the most, like, hilarious way. You know what though, you should like totally give back your band name then you hippy-crites...

    -Ewww, burn. You carried those dirty old bitches to the curb.

    -I know right, but shut up I'm totally not done.

    Um, right, so yeah. You need to fess up for taking the name of your band from the dildo in Breakfast at Tiffany's, Harry Truman is rolling in his grave ever since you picked up a guitar, before you can trash the hero of Shanghai Nights and his brother, the dude who dates the superchick in that movie.

    -Jackie Chan is an alien man.

    -You're an alien man, now shut up.

    So why don't you old dudes bring your stationary and pens and, you know, like come down to the Supertramp concert, whenever that is, and we can hold hands and stick Dupree swag in your butts, you know, nothing you wouldn't want to do anyway. Then we'll take you to, like, a bar and make veiled threats referencing large eastern European antagonists. Then you can apologize on, um, News Channel 8 in the morning for being washed up, like, douchebags, man.

    All the best,

    generation not yours.

    P.S. without ironic stance or sarcasm I can honestly say Steely Dan really sucks. If you think otherwise you just don't know what's good for you.

  • Jooley Ann

    Freakin' hysterical. Walter Becker & Donald Fagen have a wry, bone dry sense of humor -- just read their liner notes or check out their websites.

    This smacks of Becker more than Fagen to me. Either way, I'm sure they were genuinely annoyed but decided to deal using sarcasm and wit. Love it.

    Yeah, I'm a tad biased.

  • alison

    okay, that is officially very strange. are they desperate for press?

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