Steely Dan Not a Fan of Owen Wilson's Dirty Work
Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs
Now I've come back home to plan my next move
From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow-ow-ouch
CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree
Walter Becker and Donald Fagen, the two musicians behind the legendary group Steely Dan, apparently have a big problem with Texan Owen Wilson.
In one of the weirdest collisions of media worlds we’ve seen in quite some time, Fagen and Becker issued a statement on the band’s website that takes serious exception with the comedic actor and his role in the summer hit You, Me and Dupree. They presume some hack writer or jerkoff Hollywood producer heard their Grammy-winning song Cousin Dupree, a wonderfully naughty tale about a slacker and his lascivious acts with a cousin, and decided to make a story/character out of it. And Owen, seeing dollar signs, went along for the ride.
The fellas made their anger known in an open letter to Owen’s little brother Luke. A link to the letter, apparently written at The Residential Suites of Longworth in Corpus Christi just hours after the band’s unbelievable gig in San Antonio on the 15th, appears on the band’s homepage. In it, the Dan admits to being huge fans of Bottle Rocket and asks that Luke tell his brother to apologize to the band and its fans at an upcoming California show. In exchange, they say, Owen will regain some credit in his karma account, as well as be offered free Dan merchandise and a chance to party with the band.
We have no idea as to the veracity of the duo’s claim, as we have not seen the silly movie in question, but it sure makes for some funny feudin. And while we like the Wilson Bros., we’re gonna side with the Dan on this one. Just because they're some seriously hep cats, if not a little whiny. And who is their PR guy? Jeff Spicoli?
What's your take on the whole imbroglio?
*After the jump, the complete lyrics to Cousin Dupree*
Cousin Dupree by Steely Dan:
Well I've kicked around a lot since high school
I've worked a lot of nowhere gigs
From keyboard man in a rock'n ska band
To haulin' boss crude in the big rigs
Now I've come back home to plan my next move
From the comfort of my Aunt Faye's couch
When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
All I could say was ow-ow-ouch
CHORUS:
Honey how you've grown
Like a rose
Well we used to play
When we were three
How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree
She turned my life into a living hell
In those little tops and tight capris
I pretended to be readin' the National Probe
As I was watchin' her wax her skis
On Saturday night she walked in with her date
And backs him up against the wall
I tumbled off the couch and heard myself sing
In a voice I never knew I had before
CHORUS
I'll teach you everything I know
If you teach me how to do that dance
Life is short and quid pro quo
And what's so strange about a down-home family romance?
One night we're playin' gin by a cracklin' fire
And I decided to make my play
I said babe with my boyish charm and good looks
How can you stand it for one more day
She said maybe its the skeevy look in your eyes
Or that your mind has turned to applesauce
The dreary architecture of your soul
I said - but what is it exactly turns you off?
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