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The weekend is over. We're done listening to Shearwater, watching A Scanner Darkly, and celebrating Bastille Day. Monday means a new week, but it also means that we're here to cheer you up with some great Missed Connections. Sit back, relax and prepare your funny bone for some tickling.
Just because you were unconcious [sic] doesnt mean you werent attractive
You: Tall, blonde, and gorgeous. Me: Keeping your head from banging into the toilet on Saturday night. I entered my number into your cellphone while you were puking. Give me a call... * this is in or around the bathroom
Wow, what a gentleman. We hope. So nice of him to stick around long enough to hold her hair back. And he still wants to see her again, she really must have been an elegant puker.
women's restroom, middle stall - m4w
I walked in not knowing it was a restroom for females. As I opened the stall door I saw this look on your face...your beautiful face. You are so hot it's a wonder how your body doesn’t melt the porcelain toilet you were sitting on. I should have said I'm sorry, but couldn't get the words out in time. Oh, and I forgive you for slapping me. BTW, I did make it in time to the men's restroom. If you see this, respond, I'd like to take you out.
What's our issue with trending? It must be toilets today, we really didn't intend for it, it just happened. We guess this must be true, it sounds too strange to make up. How far did he barge into the stall in order to get slapped?! No urinals is the first red flag. Don't hold out too much hope for a connection.
Soft honey-colored crotch curls - m4w
Sunday afternoon-- you were right in front of me at Barton Springs. You wore a sage-colored bikini and you kept adjusting the bottoms, giving me a great shot of those splendid amber waves. (Who's your stylist? Is that a designer Merkin? etc. etc.) I really wanted to introduce my dark, curly hairs to your golden honey ones, but I didn't. Now I regret it. How about a private viewing party? Do you like black and tans?
We're very sorry if you're offended. Well no, not really; it's just too funny.
You pulled me over today on Hwy 71 on my way to Austin. Handsome, thanks for the break, and I'd love to see you again on different terms.
We here at CL:MC are opening up our own investigation into the number of cute woman being let go by the DPS with a warning. This is at least the third that we've seen make it to CL, how many more are out there?! Don't kid yourself, we really don't care, we're just jealous.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and Connections.
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I'm beginning to suspect some creative souls are making up these little vignettes and posting them on CL so they can read their fiction in "Missed Connections."
Anything is possible Kenneth. Though perhaps it's the rise of the new creative class. :-) Which came first, amusing sexual dating stories or CL:MC. Who knows, it's like some sort of some sort of bird and baby orb thingy.
I was the OP on the honey-colored crotch curls. The craigslist community deemed the post inappropriate and removed it. Now I'll never find my MC.
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