Overheard in Austin

ks_okay.jpgDuring the Clerks II Premiere

Guy who played Silent Bob: [My wife said] if you wanted to marry a fan, you should have gay married Jason Mewes.

Guy who played Silent Bob: There was so much love during that intro, I left feeling like I could totally fuck anyone in this town.

Guy who played Silent Bob: Mewes don’t care about the script. He cares about whether he gets a free breakfast burrito every morning.

Alamo's handicapped guy from the Clinton short: (to Kevin Smith) What the fuck was all that Crip Boy bullshit at the beginning?

*As dubbed by Kevin Smith, quote taken from aintitcool.
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On the 1M southbound and not Kevin Smith related:

Excited vagabond cyclist: Hey, who's got the matching roadmaster on the rack? Ha-ha! Just like mine!
Kid in the back o' the bus: You stooopid!
Excited vagabond cyclist: Oh, cause, umm, uh... [trails off mumbling]

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Photo of Kevin Smith by Mr. Wright on Flickr.

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