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News Bits!
- Good Morning! This kitten has two faces.
- Cheap, plastic crap has finally taken the backseat. Exxon surpassed Wal-Mart in the rankings of the 500 largest companies on the planet.
- The 2008 Class President of Lehigh University in PA set a good example for his class after he robbed a bank to pay off some gambling debts.
- After being humbled by the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, our favorite Mr. T is losing all the bling that he's best known for.
- We thought we were desperate for a hook-up! But a woman called 911 to get a hold of a cute Sheriff's Deputy.
- A clothing optional beach on Fire Island doesn't allow pets, but Mark DelCore insists that being naked with his dog, Cheekies, is part of his post Sept. 11 treatment.
- Need to get even with an ex? Superglue + lips.
- In an effort to save energy, the UK is outlawing stand-by mode in home electronics.
- MySpace is now the most popular website in the US and Yahoo is being a big baby about it.
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