He'll Kick You Apart

Our apologies, Austin. This time we let you down. We try to do a lot here, but if there is one thing that we, as a blog, must do, it is deliver the latest in stupid internet humor. It's in our charter. So even though we're two months and about 300,000 YouTube views late, we have to link to this incredible music video from Austinite and Creased Comics creator Brad Neely. Let the other websites have their Zidane animated .gifs.

This little masterpiece would've been a great candidate for our new tips feature. If you liked that, Neely's 2004 Wizard People, Dear Reader comes highly recommended, as well.