Craigslist: Silly Missed Connections

It's Monday, so you know what time it is, time for last week's Missed Connections. All of them quite silly this week. Start out your week the right way and share your favorite missed connection.

You're so VAIN!!! - m4w

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

I already know it's about me, thank you! It's all about me, so why wouldn't this be?!

You were the pig in the nursery - w4m

hi, you might not remember me but i'm the little green frog wearing diapers you met in the nursery. you're so hot. we could grow up someday and maybe have our own babies. they would be frigs. or maybe pogs.

Those Muppet Babies really can make those dreams come true. We always did want those two to get together, even if she is a little pushy.

You in Car, Me in Helicopter....

6/29/06, 10:30 AM, you northbound in red truck, I crashed into radio tower, I saw you look, I felt something electrifying...coffee??? -when I get out of the hospital of course-

Really?! Wow, that must have been one heck of a missed connection. Did you crash while trying to wave?

dapper shirt - m4w

i never do these things. you told me my shirt was dapper. dapper?

Patty Duke has to find a man too. Don't blame her for not keeping up with the crazy kid's lingo!

to the black vespa at pacha

oh shiny black vespa, wont you take me on a ride? if your pops wont let you go, maybe you can sneak off while he has his nose buried in a book at the coffeeshop. i saw you there this past weekend. im not very heavy, and i'll even bring scooter treats. ciao.

Those Vespas certainly are cute. We're not sure if we're willing to head out to the coffee shop and talk one of them into a tryst, but we hope that it works out for you.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and Connections.

Contact the author of this article or email tips@austinist.com with further questions, comments or tips.